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Peter is … looking to borrow fifty billion Zimbabwean dollars to make a long distance call.

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Hilary thinks … there are way too many people breaking into spontaneous laughter at the end of every sentence.  Reign in the LOL’s!

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Debbie is … talking in the first person.  Weird.

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Alex … lost his focus but has since regained it.  Oh look, a cat …

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Marg is … doing what my Rice Krispies tell me to.

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Darcy wonders … who else has bought SQUARE presents because they’re easier to wrap ?

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Debbie … thinks her four-year-old thinking Santa says ‘Ho Ho Hold the Payments’ is a sign of too much TV-watching.

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Del is … asking Santa to define ‘good’.

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Mary … has childproofed her home but they’re still getting in.

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Louise … wants to know who the sick bastard is that invented Christmas lights where one light goes out they all go out.