Familygal's Musings » What’s your status? Funny Facebook status updates worth taking a peek at

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familygal — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:38:41 +0000

John … has been hacked. Not my computer, me. Please disregard any references to you being a dumbass.

familygal — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:17:40 +0000

Tyler … hates indecisive people. I don’t know whether to scream at em or ignore them until they go away.

familygal — Mon, 25 May 2009 16:14:20 +0000

Mitch … remembers last time he was at a restaurant his friend said, “Pass me the salt.” I said, “Screw you man, sit closer to the salt.”

familygal — Mon, 25 May 2009 16:13:03 +0000

Robert … read a recent report suggesting that a mans favorite place to be kissed is on his ears. I think it’s nuts.

familygal — Sun, 17 May 2009 22:54:44 +0000

Bev… wouldn’t mind a split personality, as long as the other one did the housework.

familygal — Sun, 17 May 2009 22:54:05 +0000

Vicky… loves to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

familygal — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:43:26 +0000

Mike … likes rice. It’s good for when you’re hungry and want 2,000 of something.

familygal — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:04:27 +0000

Billy is… building a rabbit cage and gonna catch me the Easter Bunny. Free chocolate year round, whoo-hoo!

familygal — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:03:42 +0000

Scott is … slapping the pope.

familygal — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:14:57 +0000

George says … fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, three times, four–damn, it’s April Fool’s day.