John … has been hacked. Not my computer, me. Please disregard any references to you being a dumbass.
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Posted on May 29, 2009 by familygal
Tyler … hates indecisive people. I don’t know whether to scream at em or ignore them until they go away.
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Posted on May 25, 2009 by familygal
Mitch … remembers last time he was at a restaurant his friend said, “Pass me the salt.” I said, “Screw you man, sit closer to the salt.”
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Posted on May 25, 2009 by familygal
Robert … read a recent report suggesting that a mans favorite place to be kissed is on his ears. I think it’s nuts.
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Posted on May 17, 2009 by familygal
Bev… wouldn’t mind a split personality, as long as the other one did the housework.
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Posted on May 17, 2009 by familygal
Vicky… loves to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
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Posted on April 29, 2009 by familygal
Mike … likes rice. It’s good for when you’re hungry and want 2,000 of something.
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Posted on April 15, 2009 by familygal
Billy is… building a rabbit cage and gonna catch me the Easter Bunny. Free chocolate year round, whoo-hoo!
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Posted on April 15, 2009 by familygal
Scott is … slapping the pope.
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Posted on April 1, 2009 by familygal
George says … fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, three times, four–damn, it’s April Fool’s day.
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