Tyler … hates indecisive people. I don’t know whether to scream at em or ignore them until they go away.
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Tyler … hates indecisive people. I don’t know whether to scream at em or ignore them until they go away.
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Mitch … remembers last time he was at a restaurant his friend said, “Pass me the salt.” I said, “Screw you man, sit closer to the salt.”
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Robert … read a recent report suggesting that a mans favorite place to be kissed is on his ears. I think it’s nuts.
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Bev… wouldn’t mind a split personality, as long as the other one did the housework.
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Vicky… loves to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
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