Dean … just had a burger that was so good I want to sew my ass shut.
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Dean … just had a burger that was so good I want to sew my ass shut.
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Mike is … entering his second childhood … or senility. He can’t decide which.
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“Let’s do it.”
At nineteen years old, Casey and I had just made the monumental decision to move in together. Having been best friends for the previous six years, we were confident that we would be capable of sharing the same sink. It would be convenient as well, as we had previously shared every moment of [...]
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Stacy is … feeling minty fresh.
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Mike … wonders what a chair would look like if your knees bent backwards.
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Ben is … running with scissors and lacking in depth perception.
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Brian was … born cool but global warming made me hot.
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Helen is … wondering if she’s smarter than a fifth grader.
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Tom is … thinking therapy is expensive but bubble wrap is cheap.
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Spoiler alert …
Childbirth hurts. Period. Don’t let ‘em tell you different.
Now go on and enjoy the best damn thing that will ever happen in your life. Period.
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