Seen on Facebook status update …

Dean … just had a burger that was so good I want to sew my ass shut.

Seen on Facebook status update

Mike is … entering his second childhood … or senility.  He can’t decide which.

Deb & Case Chronicles – Moving in together

“Let’s do it.”
At nineteen years old, Casey and I had just made the monumental decision to move in together. Having been best friends for the previous six years, we were confident that we would be capable of sharing the same sink. It would be convenient as well, as we had previously shared every moment of [...]

Seen on Facebook status update

Stacy is … feeling minty fresh.

Seen on Facebook status update

Mike … wonders what a chair would look like if your knees bent backwards.

Seen on Facebook status update

Ben is … running with scissors and lacking in depth perception.

Seen on Facebook status update

Brian was … born cool but global warming made me hot.

Seen on Facebook status update

Helen is … wondering if she’s smarter than a fifth grader.

Seen on Facebook status update

Tom is … thinking therapy is expensive but bubble wrap is cheap.

Surviving Pregnancy – How I grew a naked baby in my belly (Week 40 and on …)

Spoiler alert …
Childbirth hurts. Period. Don’t let ‘em tell you different.
Now go on and enjoy the best damn thing that will ever happen in your life. Period.