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John … has been hacked. Not my computer, me. Please disregard any references to you being a dumbass.

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Tyler … hates indecisive people. I don’t know whether to scream at em or ignore them until they go away.

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Mitch … remembers last time he was at a restaurant his friend said, “Pass me the salt.” I said, “Screw you man, sit closer to the salt.”

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Robert … read a recent report suggesting that a mans favorite place to be kissed is on his ears. I think it’s nuts.

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Bev… wouldn’t mind a split personality, as long as the other one did the housework.

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Vicky… loves to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

Police Week BBQ

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Photo by Debbie Bruce

The Peel Regional Police tactical unit scale the walls of the Emil V. Kolb Centre for Police Excellence at the organization’s annual open house.

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By: Debbie Bruce

May 9, 2009 04:12 PM – Peel Regional Police didn’t let a little thunder and lightning spoil their fun today at their annual open house and barbecue.
The event, held at the Emil V. Kolb Centre for Police Excellence, ran from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. in both rain and shine, and included lots of free fun for the whole family.
Displays on crime prevention, explosive disposal, Crime Stoppers and more were held indoors and out, keeping people of all ages entertained and informed.
“This is a great opportunity for us to welcome the public and invite them to see what we do,” said Peel Regional Police Chief Mike Metcalf, who was on hand to meet and greet the community.
“With the different activities we have going on today, it will be clear that our job is pretty serious business,” said Metcalf.
Displays included the K-9 unit tackling a gun-toting robber, the tactical unit demonstrating their anti-gravity skills by rappelling down the side of the building and an explosive disposal robot roaming the crowds in search of a bomb to diffuse.
A bouncy castle, face painting and lots of free swag kept the children on the straight and narrow. Loot bags brimming with whistles, police hats, bouncy balls and stationery were given out along with information and reminders on traffic safety, school lockdown procedures, drug education and internet safety.
“I thought it was a great blend of fun and learning for the kids,” said Churchill Meadows resident Gillian Ottemiller, as her three-year-old son Scott sat patiently while getting fingerprinted. “It’s been an exciting way for my son to see so many different things that he wouldn’t normally see.”
The barbecue is a kick-off to Canadian Police Week that runs May 10-16, a week dedicated to increasing community awareness and recognizing policing services, while strengthening the ties between the police and the community.
Proceeds from the barbecue will be donated to the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation.

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Mike … likes rice.  It’s good for when you’re hungry and want 2,000 of something.

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Billy is… building a rabbit cage and gonna catch me the Easter Bunny.  Free chocolate year round, whoo-hoo!

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Scott is … slapping the pope.